Paid For People Having Sex

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

"Guess who has a new job?"

"You got a job, Myrtle?"

"Somebody had to. We have a lot of bills around here, including the biggie with Miley having braces."

"What will you be doing?"

"I will be well paid. I'm selling sex!"


"Just my way of putting it. I help people have sex?"

"What are you, a coach or something?"

"I am working in the factory that makes the little purple pills! I get $10 an hour and free samples if they put too much in and not enough filler."

"I don't know about this...."

"You'll probably explode the first one you try! That would be tonight. See, here's one about 60mg right here."

So you work, I play for it!?"

No. You explode!"

"I'll be back from the pub in about six hours so drunk I be in the backyard."

"And I'll be slipping this big fella into your beer."

"O You're making this up!"


"Yeah. Well I'll take you with me if she blows."

"Hadn't thought of that. Look. I found this on the floor in the bathroom. There is no job. But that was a good joke."

"I'm leaving now."

"For the pub?"

"Nope, the employment office."

-I.B. Moleturd

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