I went to the hardware store and bought me a long plumber's snake, some "Better-Than-Plumbers" liquid and an industrial-sized toilet plunger!
Because word on the street is that some really serious sh*t is going down tonight and I'm not allowing any threatening teenage gangs keep me from my weekly night at the "Knight's of Columbus" Big-Winners-Bingo!
Maybe I'll wear an old trench coat and tell them.."Just one more thing." Ahhh, they're too old to remember him.
-I.B. Moleturd
