The Knights of Columbo

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 2 August 2013

I went to the hardware store and bought me a long plumber's snake, some "Better-Than-Plumbers" liquid and an industrial-sized toilet plunger!

Because word on the street is that some really serious sh*t is going down tonight and I'm not allowing any threatening teenage gangs keep me from my weekly night at the "Knight's of Columbus" Big-Winners-Bingo!

Maybe I'll wear an old trench coat and tell them.."Just one more thing." Ahhh, they're too old to remember him.

-I.B. Moleturd

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