Monkey The Brains of the Outfit

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 29 July 2013

I had a friend who had taught his pet monkey to steal people's money while he played the organ.

I think it was him playing with the organ that distracted the audience so much that the monkey gradually made him rich.

Of course, he would always get arrested for indecent exposure but he would pay a fine and move on to another city.

He's about six-foot tall, weighs 200 pounds, red hair and a mole on his you-know-what. Also, the monkey wears a little red hat.

They owe me over $500. Send info to: I.B. Moleturd in care of this Spoof Joke.

I.B. Moleturd

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