Ratio: Fumes To Fun In Bed

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 25 July 2013

I saw a new survey that said that a married couple can't do certain things in bed as often as they did the first ten years of marriage. That makes sense.

Unfortunately, farting is not one of them. In fact there is a 10-1 ratio of fume versus fun and it increases to 100 to one as you get into your seventies,

Well no wonder. How romantic can you get when you're holding your breath and spraying Lysol?

-I.B. Moleturd

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