Wife Can Motivate Me Every Time, Including Sexually

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 19 July 2013

Wives are smarter than husbands, I have to admit it.

Not only can she get you to do anything for sex, she can outsmart you on other things.

"The garbage really needs taking out."

"Just after I finish the rest of this ballgame."

"I bet you that I can take it out faster than you ever have!"

"No you can't!"

"Tell you what. You get ready to take it out and I'll time you. GO!"

It wasn't until I came back in huffing and puffing that I realized that there WAS no garbage any longer to take out.

Plus there was a Soap Opry on the TV.

-I.B. Moleturd

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