Can't Understand It?

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

You know what I can't understand? I mean besides women. Every time you go to the grocery everything keeps shrinking!

Those cans of soup are about half the size they were when Warhol painted them.

You can put a whole box of cereal in your pocket. Not that I do. Ahem.

But everything you buy is shrinking except the price!

And here's the biggest mystery: If every food container at the grocery is getting smaller, why are we getting larger?

Somebody's fooled around with the planet and nothing makes sense anymore.

I.B. Moleturd

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