I Guess We're Looking For A Family

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 15 July 2013

The wife and I are always hearing "So you two don't have any children? You don't know what you're missing."

My wife usually tells them that we don't want to have a family right now.

"Oh, families are great. I recommend having two children."

"Well, if you find a real nice one with two children, point them out to us sometimes and we'll take that family, OK?"

So once more we're down at the station being questioned by the police.

-I.B. Moleturd


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