I hate those stupid television commercials. First of all, they assume we're all deaf because they blast away. One broke a glass in the kitchen the other night. So you click it down low and the show comes back on and you don't even know it if you didn't see it. You can't hear it. The reason you can't hear it is that the commercials have already damaged your hearing.
So, after hearing "DOES YOUR ASS BURN WITH HEMORRHOIDS?" we turned it down to zero. Then we turned on the remote where the words come up on the screen. Then we take turns watching when the show comes back on.
Pretty smart, huh? What? Say it again!