Porky

Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

An old pedo' priest gets onto a train.

Little girl sat in the compartment by herself. Deep blue eyes and blonde hair bunched with ribbons, her little golden Labrador puppy lying across her lap.

"Hello little girl" the priest greets her. "What's such a sweet little girl like you doing all by herself on the train?"

"Oh, I'm going to visit my Granny." she replies.

"Ah," says the priest. "And tell me, what's the name of your little doggy?"

"He's called Porky," she informs him.

"Porky? Now that is a very strange name for such a nice little doggy. Why on earth did you call him Porky?"

"Cos he fucks pigs, silly."


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