Profound Thoughts of the Wasted

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

I bet that old saying that "Now you have opened up a whole new can of worms there" came as really good news if you were a bird.

But I don't think that "It's the early bird that gets the worm" is quite as popular.

For one thing, the last of the night owls have probably just been waiting for the early bird to show up.

Hey, I bet if the US & Israel could team up on that computer bug in Iran, the owl and the worn could do the same.

Something to think about next time you're drunk too.

I.B. Moleturd

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