Maria Sharapova

Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 1 July 2013

Russian Grand Slam champ Maria Sharapova has become Patron of the International Society for the Blind, a charity that promotes fun, games and sports for the visually impaired.

Tonight at an official fundraiser the lissom blonde tennis ace posed for photographers in a series of stunning designer gowns including some very skimpy see-thru dresses.

'All Ms Sharapova's outfits are charity-related,' the show's comprere explained.

'So what are those little bumps around her nipples?' a Moscow reporter asked.

'Oh, that's just Russian Braille for Suck Here'.

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