We were on vacation in Arizona and wound up in Tombstone where they reenact the Shootout At The OK Corral. That evening I went up to the cemetery called Boot Hill and everyone was laughing at the messages on the tombstones. Like this one says "Here Lie Les Moore. Caught Two Shots From A 44. No Les, No More". So, having heard all the laughter, I sneaked up near dark and went to a stone that was so old you couldn't read it. Then I got out my little drill and permanent marker and began: "Here Lies A Young Lady From The Boonies...."