Michael Jackson rhinoplasty

Submitted by queen mudder

Friday, 21 June 2013

The singer came round early from a nose job op convinced surgeons were using tacky embroidery blanket stitches around his new nostrils.

'Doc I just can't let you do this to me," a still groggy Jackson cried grabbing the needle and thread from the medic's hand.

A brief tussle ensued around the operating table before the lead surgeon threw in the towel and gave Jackson the wound closing instrument, exclaiming:

"Bloody well suture self!"

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