A Kansas Whopper

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Some of my family had grown tired of living in the mountains of Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia and seeing the sun only a few hours a day that a whole busload of kinfolk and friends decided to move to Kansas.

Got a letter from my Cousin Jake. "Dear Sylvester, it is so flat out here in Kansas that on a really clear day you can stand out in the road and see the back of your head."

-Sylvester P. Moleturd

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