New Prison Roommate

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 20 June 2013

The bosses at the prison here never tell you anything and when they told me that my roomy for my first five years was named "Killer", I decided to sneak in some saltpeter powder to slip into Killer's porridge. Turned out that "Killer" was harmless and only killed and ate bugs. Now I wish I had smuggled in a case of Beano.

-Sylvester P. Moleturd

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