Helping The Less-Fortunate

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 20 June 2013

I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw this poor old passed-out wino lying asleep in the alley and thought to myself, "Hey, he was probably so messed up last night that he won't even remember having had any shoes in the first place."

Then I began looking at his pretty nice pair of pants.

-Weepy Boehner

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