Pizza & Port-A-Potties For French Lick

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Cops in French Lick, Indiana say that a bank robber held up a local bank there and told everyone, "Nobody Move and no one gets hurt!" And nobody did, as he used what turned out to be a glue gun.

"He really gummed up the works here", Officer Gary Byrd told reporters. "These people will be stuck in here for days. Somebody go grab some pizza and some port-a-potties."

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