Sounds Pretty Bad

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Guy walks into a bar and says, "Quick bartender, give me three shots of your finest whiskey!"

The bartender pours the shots and the man downs them as quickly as he can.

Bartender says, "What was that about?"

"You'd do the same if you just found what I have."

Bartender: "What's that?"

"Two dimes."

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