Chinese President's wife

Submitted by queen mudder

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Peng Liyuan, the sexy former pop singer and wife of China's President Xi Jinping, is footloose and fancy free on her first evening at the Sunnydale, California US-China Summit.

She gets a call from Bill Clinton who says he's been asked by Barack Obama to look after her during the visit while the two Presidents carry on with their pow wow late into the night.

Peng Liyuan agrees to the date and Bill takes the beautiful woman to the most expensive restaurant in all of Southern California, wines and dines her, gets her tipsy and utterly charms the chopsticks off her.

A little later they go back to her hotel suite and end up on the 10ft waterbed.

'What do you fancy doing, Bill?' lovely Peng Liyuan asks; 'I'm up for anything.'

'Well, now you mention it,' Clinton replies, 'I'd really like some 69.'

The lady's face suddenly falls and she picks up a shoe, wacking Bill Clinton across the face.

'What's the matter, hon? You said you're up for anything?'

'Go to hell,' Peng Liyuan replies, 'I ain't cooking nothing for no one this time of night.'

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