The wife asked her husband: 'If I die before you would you remarry?'
'Yes, I think I probably would in the right circumstances.'
'Would your new wife live in this house with you?'
'Yes'
'And would she drive my car?'
'Yes, I should think so.'
'Would she use my golf clubs?'
'No. She's left handed.'
If I die
Submitted by j.w.
Friday, 24 May 2013
