If I die

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 24 May 2013

The wife asked her husband: 'If I die before you would you remarry?'
'Yes, I think I probably would in the right circumstances.'
'Would your new wife live in this house with you?'
'And would she drive my car?'
'Yes, I should think so.'
'Would she use my golf clubs?'
'No. She's left handed.'

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