Knock knock

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 6 May 2013

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris shut

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smelly
Smelly who?
Smelly poo

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Penny
Penny who
Penny for your thoughts


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