There was crushing disappointment at a secret Afghan baby factory where terrorists were caught conducting black magic fertility experiments.
Taleban warlords had made a shamanic couple enact weird tantric sex rituals to channel the reincarnation of Osama Bin Laden - involving long bouts of satanic foreplay before an act of oral sex.
Of course this Rite of Spring really sucked and there was no cosmic conception let alone an Osama pregnancy.
Commenting on the rebirth failure an Afghan high priest-cum-obstetrician blamed Taleban ignorance of basic female anatomy and of human sperm's optimum fertilization route:
'Just goes to show that One Swallow Doesn't Make Osama.'