I'm not saying the wife annoys me but...

Submitted by ExiledRoyal

Thursday, 11 April 2013

"Have you been down in the cellar?" asked my wife. "I'm sure I can hear music."

"No," I replied.

"Are you sure you haven't left the radio on down there? It sounds like a bit of rap and a lot of soul."


"So what's the noise I can hear?"

"Probably the Basement Jacks supporting The Foundations," I muttered into my paper.

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