Not Quite Dead

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 30 March 2013

I went to this funeral of my friend's wife and the pall bearers had obviously had a bit too much to drink and when carrying the coffin into the mortuary knocked against the wall. There was a loud moan so the coffin was opened and the woman was found to be alive.
She lived for another ten years and then died. At the mortuary the husband standing near the door of the mortuary said to the pall bearers: 'Be careful not to bump into the wall there - my wife is in that coffin.'

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