War on Terra

Submitted by queen mudder

Thursday, 28 March 2013

An Irish terrorist has complained to his bank following a disastrous attempt to buy some ex-MoD ordnance.

After slipping into an army equipment surplus store the would-be bomber selected a few items including a reconditioned hand grenade.

He then proceeded to the self-checkout counter to pay by credit card for his haul.

'Insert cash or pay by card,' the robotic voice instructed.

'Now, please enter your PIN.'

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