Safe Sex

Submitted by JJ Jogolo

Monday, 3 November 2008

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. "Do you enjoy it?' the doctor asked."

Actually, yes, I do. "Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it." she said.

"Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?" 'Of course,' the doctor replied.

'Where do you think politicians and lawyers come from?'

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more