The Astounding Illegal Alien Tunnel

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 January 2013

The United States Department of Immigration has just released information to the news media that two U.S. Border Patrol agents in Nogales, Arizona have just found a three mile long tunnel. They report that the tunnel was being used to transport illegal aliens and drugs from Mexico into the U.S. One of the Border Patrol agents stated that the illegal alien tunnel was so sophisticated that it had air conditioning, carpeting, taco vendors, and a state-of-the-art music system playing songs by Santana, Shakira, and Pitbull.

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