Hanks Fiance

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 5 January 2013

Hank finally found the courage to tell his fiancé that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

"Not even on her best day." Hank replied.

"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke."

"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"

"She can sue me for child support."

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