The golfer and The Doctor

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 20 September 2012

A doctor from Madrid retired and followed his dream playing golf for the rest of his life. One day on the links, he noticed that one of the foursome up ahead appeared to be fainting. He ran up to the golfer, who was leaning against his caddie, clutching his chest.

"I think you're having a heart attack." the doctor said.

"No, it's just some indigestion," gasped the golfer.

"Listen, I used to be a doctor, and you're having the classic symptoms of a heart attack."

"Just let me alone and I'll be all right," said the golfer.
As it turned out, the golfer was having a heart attack and keeled over at the next hole, dead.

The doctor sadly trudged back to the clubhouse where he related his story to the bartender. "I told him he was having a heart attack and he didn't believe me. Why wouldn't he listen?" sobbed the doctor.

The bartender replied, "I know what you mean. I'm from Barcelona and I used to be a doctor myself. It's like they always say, no one respects the Spanish ex-physician."

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