The Trap

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 3 September 2012

This farmer notices that foxes have been raiding his hen house, so he goes down to the train station, buys a ticket, and goes to the Big City, to a farm supply store, which he has difficulty finding and therefore loses some time.

Finally, he arrives and rushes in: "I'd like an cage trap, please."

"How big?"

"As big as possible, but hurry, I've got to catch the train."

"Oh, dear," says the saleswoman, "if it's for a train, I'm afraid we don't have anything big enough."

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