On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver (Fergus McCarthy) says "Wow that is one ugly baby."
The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks "What's wrong you look mad?"
She replied "I am. That bus driver, who I believe is called Fergus McCarthy, just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him." the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him.
"You're right sir I think I will report him."
The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."
And then the woman handed over her monkey, which the deranged woman had dressed as a baby due tot he fact she was infertile and unable to conceive.