A man approaches a long line of mourners, amazed by how many men were in the procession.
He stops the man at the front of the line, leading a dog tied to a leash, and asks him who the procession is for.
"It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her."
"Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"
The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, "Get in line, all these guys want to borrow him also."
Smiling the man asked when would it be feasible for him to unleash the dog on his mother-in-law.
At this juncture things took a rather sinister turn.
"I am afraid that is not possible as this dog is due to be destroyed for its actions, it will be beaten to a pulp by several boy scouts with baseball bats and his torso dragged through the streets as a reminder to other animals that they should not kill old women, whether or not they are nasty, vindictive, spiteful and hateful whores."
Before the man could say another word the man with the dog spoke again.
"I also must inform you that I am an off-duty police officer, and your request to use my dog, to cause harm to your mother-in-law, constitutes a crime, I am therefore arresting you on suspicion on solicitation to commit murder."
The man was arrested, tried and sentenced to 5 years for his crime, the dog, as stated, was beaten to a pulp by several boy scouts and his body dragged through the streets by an angry mob.