There are reports this weekend that the Queen has died in a jewel carriageway incident on the M69.
Long suspected of being 'Hitler's Daughter' Elizabeth Windsor was on her way to much-needed vacation.
"Apparently she was just reading official Government Red Box papers in the back of her Roller," a bellhop at the nearby Seizures Palace Motel tweeted this morning...
"...when she realised she'd just inherited her father's gas bill!"
