How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket.......

Submitted by Unknown

Friday, 27 July 2012

A man was speeding down an American road, cnfident that he wouldn't be caught speeding as there were other cars, travelling at speed around him.

However, as they passed a speed trap, he got trapped with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him his fine and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"Ever go a fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch 'em all?"

The man, smiling, replied, "Well officer, if I may reach into my glove box, I would like to show you the recent fishing trophy I won!"

As a fellow fisherman the officer said sure, eager to spend 5 minutes talking about his favourite subject.

The man then reached into his glove box and pulled out an Uzi sub-machine gun, shooting the officer several times about the torso, resulting in instance death for the unfortunate cop.

After ripping the video surveilance system from the officer's car, destroying the fine paperwork, leaving no trace of his identity, the man left, at speed.

As he left the scene the man muttered to himself, nonchantly "I hate people who fish"

Several days later the officer was laid to rest, buried with full police honours and his favourite Rod....which really pissed of Rod as he was perfectly healthy.

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