Piano Joke

Submitted by Unknown

Thursday, 26 July 2012

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"Excellent " says the man "I wasn't sure, what with the injury I received and all that, I am actually a clasically trained pianist and I am performing a concert next week so....phew."

The doctor replies "For a minute there I thought you were going to say that you couldn't play the piano before, you know, that cheesy old joke that people always tell."

The man smiled "No, I am not as immature as that."

They both laughed.

"However" the doctor said "please don't book any more concerts as I just got your results back and you have lung cancer and it is terminal so i am afraid you are going to die."

Once again, they both laughed.

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