A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
The bartender replies "Of course...vodka? I really loved your early work, sorry about your divorce from Heidi whatever the fuck her name was"
Seal replies "Thanks man, since the divorce I have been drinking quite heavily, hence why I didn't want a mixer drink, just pure straight hard spirits. Cheers then!"