Seal Walks Into A Bar......

Submitted by James Watts

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

The bartender replies "Of course...vodka? I really loved your early work, sorry about your divorce from Heidi whatever the fuck her name was"

Seal replies "Thanks man, since the divorce I have been drinking quite heavily, hence why I didn't want a mixer drink, just pure straight hard spirits. Cheers then!"


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