Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn't. He was picked up and carried by a man.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Obviously because his wife and family were being attacked by a fox and, he is a coward, a chicken in fact, so he abandoned them.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: There was another fox on the opposing side of the road and this fox was larger than the previous fox so he made an informed decision as to which fox would eat him, or not.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: It is a well known shortcut for him on his route to work. Also, he enjoys areas where children congregate……
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: Again, he enjoys areas where children congregate……
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To hunt down the chicken after reports that a chicken had been seen in areas where children congregate.
