I Used to Be…

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 22 July 2012

I used to be a teacher, until I found out I had no class.

I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.

I used to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.

I used to be a math teacher, but I had too many problems.

I used to work in an orange juice factory. They said I couldn't concentrate, and I got canned.

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