Just in Case

Submitted by j.w.

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Joe and his wife Charlene were on holiday in Israel. Unfortunately she fell over in Bethlehem and fractured her skull, dying shortly afterwards.

Joe was faced with either having Charlene buried in Bethlehem for £300 or having her flown back to the UK - a price of £3000.

Joe thought about this and decided to have his wife flown back to the UK.

Funeral director Mishon Shafter was shocked to get this information and asked Joe why he was spending all this money when he could get such a reasonable deal in Bethlehem.

'I thought about it and remembered the reputation of this place. There was this bloke who died and reappeared three days later. I just couldn't take that risk with my wife!

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