Dad Jokes

Submitted by Talking Tic-Tacs

Monday, 16 July 2012

My late dad worked the skewer in a kebab shop. If he knew i was eating Chinese he'd be turning in his grave.
This one's for my late dad, who was a roofer. So Dad if you're up there..
My dad was a man of few words, he once said to me "Son.... "
My dying father's last words to me were, "You selfish boy". So i became a fishmonger.

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