The Dating Game

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 16 July 2012

Two elderly gentlemen were shooting the breeze. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted.

"Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me, but to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

"Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

"No, I don't think it's that."

"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon-14."

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