3 American Truck Drivers Jokes

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 7 July 2012

The Breakfast Stop:

One morning a young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order.

"Gimme three flat tyres and a couple of headlights," said the truck driver.

Bewildered the waiter goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store. Look at what he ordered!"

The cook says, "He wants three pancakes and two eggs sunny-side up."

The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.

The trucker looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this?"

The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!"

The Truck driver and Lawyers:
(An oldie but good one I know)

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers.

Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "Thump", and then swerve back onto the road.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking.

He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.

He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck."

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him - But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer.

However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "Thud".

Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"I know", replied the priest. "Lucky I got him with the door!"

The Bikers Confrontation:

This truck driver was really tired, and pulled into a diner, and just ordered a cup of coffee.

While sitting at the counter, a group of bikers pulled in, started acting rowdy, spilled his coffee, made fun of him, and tried to pick a fight with him.

He just got up, paid for his coffee ,and walked out and drove off.

One of the other customers said to the waitress: "My, that truck driver wasn't much of a man, was he?"

The waitress said: "No, and he's not much of a driver either, he just ran over six motorcycles!"

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