The Caring Hells Angel!

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?'

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! please, lets do it again?

They kiss again, another long lingering kiss, that was beautiful says the Biker, when they finally reluctantly break away from each other.

"That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Come with us, ride with us, Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?" he asked

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."

On police advice the coroner brought in an open verdict, as suspicion remains this person may have been pushed or even thrown from the bridge.

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