Single Black Female, seeks male companionship...

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 21 April 2012

The Below was a real ad placed in the Atlanta Journal
Personal Column

Single Black Female, seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play, long walks in the woods, riding in your car, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire, and midnight nibbles will have me eating out of your hand!

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me!

Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

Over 250 men called about this ad and found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week old Black Labrador Retriever...named Daisy!


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