My Eating Habits

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

"I must confess that I have made it a personal rule never to eat food containing unnatural colouring, artificial flavouring or preservatives, or sprayed vegetables, or meat that has been pumped with hormones or similar, unnatural growth-enhancing stuff."

A friend asked me: "Well, how does that make you feel?"

I replied: "Hungry, very, very hungry."

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