Adolf Hitler - from a different prospective!

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 16 March 2012

Hitler was the Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945.

During his time in office, he socially and economically reformed Germany after the injustice of the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, established the Third Reich (Deutsches Reich), and led Germany as an Axis power through World War II.

He brought about full employment for the German people, and stopped all immigration.

Despite these accomplishments, he was most famous for his art and acting talents, as displayed throughout his life and during the European World Tour 1939-1945, when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated France from incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself.

Notably, he also tried to liberate Russia from Communism and Britain from Third World domination, but was unable to do so.

His efforts to promote global tolerance would earn him a Nobel Peace Prize nomination in 1939, title as Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" in 1938, and one of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" for 1943.

Additionally, he was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and vice president of the Anti-Defamation League for several years, but was removed from this office after it turned out that he didn't pay his membership fees.

He thoughtfully annihilated Berlin and its people, before committing suicide along with his new bride, and several of his dedicated top officers, so as to enable the Allies to fight over who would rule Germany, and make it easier to rebuild in readiness for their winning the world cup in 1954, 1974, and 1990.

The not-so-funny people at wikipedia have a different opinion on this.

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more