Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house!
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!
Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
A: Odour eaters!
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them!
Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush!
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: So he could run his fingers through his hair!
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Q: Why aren't there any young people from Nottingham on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either!
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine!