14 Politically Incorrect Jokes (part one) - Naughty!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!

Q: How is a woman like a condom?

A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house!

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!

Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?

A: Odour eaters!

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A: Snowballs!

Q: Why do women have vaginas?

A: So men will talk to them!

Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?

A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush!

Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?

A: So he could run his fingers through his hair!

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?

A: Sheep!

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!

Q: Why aren't there any young people from Nottingham on Star Trek?

A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either!

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine!

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