Here's another great tip in training your dog to go to the bathroom...take a dump for those less sensitive...when and where you want him to go:
The best place is to teach him to go on a newspaper. That way it's easy to clean up. Just one drawback here. Teach him to WAIT until you've finished reading it.
Also the one the man on the park bench is reading.
Especially if the man is Chuck Norris.