A New Yorker In Hazard, Kentucky

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

A New Yorker had to go to Hazard, Kentucky if he wanted his $20,000 inheritance from his elderly Aunt, who had passed away. He had heard bad things about Hazard, but he wanted the money.

Driving through the hills he finally gets to Hazard, goes to see the banker, collects his money and hurries back toward his car.

However, just before he reaches the car door, a tall, mean-looking bearded man steps out from behind it.

"Hold it right there Mister", states the man, while pointing a shotgun at him.

"What do you want?"

"See this hyar moonshine I jest made? It's in this jug. I'm gonna pull the corncob out of it and you take a big drink."

The man agrees as he sees he has no other choice. Then he almost chokes and strangles to death on the hard liquor.

"Now what?", he manages to croak out.

"Hyar. Hand me that jug. Now you hold this hyar shotgun on me and make me take a drink!"

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