Big Shot!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to see about buying a rifle.

"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him! That big one over there should do it."


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